I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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