i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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