Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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