so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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