im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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