Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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