It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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