Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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