I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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