I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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