Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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