Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
is it fun? or sober?
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