...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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