: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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