Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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