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he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Boobs are out for the taking
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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