You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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