I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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