You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize