better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I want to fling myself into the sun
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I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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