I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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