He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Randomize
