covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm having to shit out rocks
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