I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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