Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
where are my eyebrows?
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