He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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