idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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