Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
it glows. i had to have it.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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