You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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