He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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