I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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