dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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