No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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