Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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