It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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