Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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