I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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