I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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