is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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