Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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