I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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