Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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