I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You're like the curious george of whores
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
His nipple licking is glorious
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