I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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