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you win
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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