States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This is my gift to your gina
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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