We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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