Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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