Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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