Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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