Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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