Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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