and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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