I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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