I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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