we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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