We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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