Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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